Out of the mouth of my husband

to Ainsley after she had her head bonked: "Did I squish your fat head?"

while we are singing a song before scriptures: "There is a green mill far away..."

while playing with Reagan: "I am pretending to eat a nickel" (nothing like encouraging a little choke hazard)

he also told Reagan she needed an imaginary friend but instantly felt bad about that one (luckily, she didn't quite catch it because she started talking at the same time)

There are more, I just can't think of them. I think he is having a rough weekend. I have said multiple times this weekend, "Maaaarcus" (my voice rising throughout his name:)). There have been a couple of times where he has said something and then I wonder if I heard him correctly and look up to see a little grin on his face. And then a couple of times I have had to keep myself from busting up laughing. Boys boys boys.